NaPoWriMo Day Five

PITY THE FOOL

who dares to say

you are way too boring

at the end of the day,

enthusiastically eats

your costly sweet brie

then uses your best afghan

to clean mud off his knee

berates  your dire lack

of intelligent friends

ridicules your choice

of hot fashion trends

suggests you are stupid,

and ugly,

and fat,

yet thinks after dishing out all of that

bull shitty, horse dungy, putrid duck pucky

somehow, hey Baby,  he is gonna get lucky…

not in this lifetime,

Richard the Tool,

stupid is stupid

but you are a fool.

 

 

 

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